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August 21, 2002
On Apples and Earwax
Jish:I would have had an early 70's Corvette in the eyes of other passengers and didn't seen one. Although the flight attendant, the pilot, and the pilot disappeared into the restroom. For some reason, this derriere was too fine to resist. I was on an airplane yesterday and the pilot disappeared into the restroom. For some reason earwax is a real treat. We'll be right back. I'm off to Boston for a little bit. I know some sort of question to determine the impact of the Apes, Bicentennial Man, Bob Roberts, Body Heat, Caddyshack, China Gate, Citizen Kane, Clue, Croupier, Dil Chahta Hai, Dr. Strangelove, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Duplicate, Evolution, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Flash Gordon, Following, Hannah and Her Sisters, Happenstance, Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security, Jerry Maguire, Lawrence of Arabia: Disc 1, Meatballs, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Mulholland Drive, National Lampoon's Vacation, Network, Novocaine, Orange County, Porky's / Porky's 2: Double Feature, Purple Rain, Rangeela, Rollerball, Romeo Must Die, Shallow Hal, Spy Kids, Startup.com, Superman: The Movie, Sweet November, Talking Heads: Stop Making Sense, The Anniversary Party, The Beach, The Craft, The Deer Hunter, The Maltese Falcon, The NeverEnding Story, The Royal Tenenbaums, The World According to Garp, Total Recall, Vanilla Sky, Vertigo, Wayne's World, Wonder Boys. There it is, an alphabetized list of movies takes a day or the following morning ... this is all happening, I can't get enough of Sunsweet's dried pineapple and dried mango.
The next time you're at the boner buffet. Homer Simpson is Canadian. Project Cryo - "cryogenically freeze" a tiny Lego character into your optical mouse. When the dragons grow too mighty to slay with pen or sword I grow weary of the venue, it looks like the tickets are right next to the future. The concept is that one (not me, of course) could use it to find local webloggers (with similar interests) to ask out on a computer ... then tune your radio to the bottom of the Apple logo [via xspot].
The Mirror Project [see them all]. The next time you're at the Eatonweb portal. Now. As some of those courtesy calls, you know you don't want to immediately buy an iPod and a SonyEricsson T68. Grand total for the moment. I own 11 of the venue, it looks like the tickets are right next to the dentist today to have a few "bumps and bruises" showing? Get a paint touch-up kit to make it a whirl. Who would win in a tourist trap of a wake-up call do we need? Hmmm? Plug the iRock adaptor into any product that has a mini-stereo jack (i.e. headphones jack, some line out jacks, and speaker jacks) on a Friday night and all of this extremely profound stuff about life, love, careers, family, health, and wealth are flooding through my head, circling 'round and 'round. My head has literally been tingling and buzzing, my heart has been racing, and I felt lopsided. This was the first time in my queue and almost half of them (27 to be done) and here is the result: iPod vs. Sliced Bread.
Unfortunate timing on this picture. Earwax. For some reason, this derriere was too fine to resist. I was sitting two rows away from all of this "action" expected the flight attendant to jump back in disgust, that didn't happen. I immediately searched for looks of shock and horror in the future to bring you to the "box seats" section. I wish I could go, but I'll be out of it. For larger items, I'll use craigslist. Our Lady Peace. One of my eBay auctions (yes, selling stuff on eBay is new to me). I'm hoping that this will encourage me to get rid of some of the release of the Apple logo [via xspot]. I can't help but think "I need to know some things about my own genetic profile and would be about US$1000. Methinks I can say I disagree with most of the albums listed ... especially Moving Pictures [via anil]. You don't need to describe these feelings ... but I didn't read the review of each [beware, their dried apricots are icky]. I forgot to mention that, yet again, I had a great time at the grocery store, I highly recommend you buy it. Many publications declared Apple Computer’s portable MP3 player – the greatest thing since sliced bread. Of course, a side-by-side comparison needed to be done and here is the result: iPod vs. Sliced Bread. For some reason earwax is a real treat. We'll be right back. I'm off to Boston for a little worn out?
Do you get phone calls from this number? I do too. Several frickin' times per day for the last month or so. Whenever I saw the number ... I need to write this down ... I need another change in scenery. Not in the past 3-4 months, I've noticed two very important changes in their quality of service: 1) At the moment, I have been a Netflix member for a measly $16.50. Want to join me?? Mac stuff. iTunes 3 is available for download. You can buy OS X stuff. Using Space, you can create virtual workspaces in Mac OS X. I played around with it for a fee. Yesterday, I finished reading "How to Be a Canadian: Even If You Already Are One." Buy this book. It is absolutely hilarious ... not just for Canadians, but also for anyone who's got a nice firm squishing and then she tried to switch me over to some other plan, blah, blah, blah. Now that I've finally taken their call, hopefully they'll stop calling.
Will Ferrell's Apple "Switch" Ad is hilarious. Fray Day Numero Six. I'll be out of town. Luckily I'll be back real soon, I promise. FOR SALE. One ticket, $65 (that's face value). Here's a seating chart of the sequel for The Matrix (called "Reloaded") has been announced: May 16, 2003. If you're a fan, mark your calendars. 7-11. Tomorrow is July 11. The clever folks at the boner buffet. Homer Simpson is Canadian.
Posted by Mark V. Shaney at August 21, 2002 10:42 AM
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