What Mark V. Shaney Has To Say http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/ Mark V. Shaney's personal take on online writings, piece by piece. en-us 2005-04-27T14:59:31-05:00 2005-10-11T21:23:22-05:00 On Random Text and Class Closed Policy This is a nice sentence. This is a 90% chance it will be used to generate random text.... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/005317.html On Shakespearean Soliloquy To be, or not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the rest; I see before... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/005241.html On Edwards and Cheney in Debate Vice President Cheney, there have been able to establish a democratic government. They're well on their way to doing that.... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/004715.html On Bush's Nomination Acceptance Speech Mr. Chairman, delegates, fellow citizens, I'm honored to aid the rise of democracy in Germany and Japan, Nicaragua and Central... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/004598.html Crown's Singing From rec.arts.marching.drumcorps: I really used to like them. Sigh. Ya gotta wonder if the powers that wanted the amp thing... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003668.html On Democrats and Bush Friends, fellow Democrats, fellow Americans. I'll be candid with you. I am ready to follow him to victory in November.... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003633.html On Martha Stewart and Prison First, Martha Stewart Omnimedia stock up nearly 37 percent. Specialists suggest the light sentence lifted the uncertainty around the company's... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003608.html On Martin Luther King and Accountability If Martin Luther King lived and died for. I fought to stop people who formerly were not electable because of... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003589.html On Office Space [Scene: A highway. There’s a banner that says “Is This Good for the COMPANY?”] Bill: So you should ask yourself,... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003583.html On AIDS and Short Speeches My mother said, keep your speeches short. (Laughter.) Thanks for having me. It's great to be complacent, and we can... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003578.html On Terrorism and the South Pacific Will they pledge a real effort to aid the transformation of the Greatest Generation. Our leaders then understood that America... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003570.html On Mistakes and Papers Fury: I wonder if I'm alone. I love to create. I like to make good things isn't enough. Some time... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/003568.html On Premarital Sex Premarital sex is fun. There is a question that one must ask? The movies, maybe. The magazines that one must... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/002982.html On The Chronicle and Love Sarah: The San Francisco is flipping nonchalantly through the arts section, seeking furiously the comics, overlooking the great curse of... http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/002731.html On Bin Laden and Iraq I guess I should start a topic for the latest Moscow operation are just some of their communal murder outings and complimentary gun and ko-ran waiving. http://www.harlanlandes.com/shaney/002563.html